Hotels.com: Retro beach vacation? You had me at beach

Retro beach front holiday? You experienced me at seaside.

On to start with look, the Lodges.com give to fork out you $15,000 as a Retro Seashore Motelier seems like a tiny much less than paradise. I normally never remain in a motel. But then, did not “Schitt’s Creek” make motels great once more? I believe that’s worth some consideration.

Accommodations.com has a contest to mail one man or woman to the most effective retro seashore motels throughout the U.S. – destinations like The Pearl Resort in San Diego and the Vagabond Resort in Miami.

The winner of the gig will get a $10k stipend to vacation back in time, a $5k income to devote on beachside snacks, and previous-faculty seaside accessories like a striped umbrella, classic sun shades, a solar-run AM/FM radio and a Polaroid digicam.

I thoroughly by now rock the big sun shades and substantial-waisted swimsuits so this would seem like a career that I have been making ready for my complete lifetime. And I’m a journalist. I have even published a humor reserve – so I absolutely know how to have a good time and make enjoyable of myself at the price of a very good column or photograph.

Ok, sure, I’m betting a ton of 20-a little something Instagramers will be lining up for this opp. But hey, there is anything to be explained for a 45-year-aged with a adorable shih tzu sidekick who totally appreciates how to use a Polaroid digital camera.

Not to mention that I absolutely presently rock the selfie – but my Insta and Fb accounts are private so …. But my dog’s Insta is general public so probably they’ll see a little something there.

All I’m indicating is that I’m thoroughly down for the retro seashore working experience – and ready to embrace the seem and really feel of the ’50s. I necessarily mean my shih tzu sidekick is entirely design materials – and my buddies are so exciting and would thoroughly adore to come together for the practical experience (not to mention the neat photo ops).

Occur on Motels.com, you know you want to select this outdated girl to strike the highway. I’ve received my weekender bag all set.